Yesterday evening upon exiting my apartment building, I was stopped by Vassily, a man in his late 40s who was washing his car in the -16C weather. Hearing me speaking English with my companion, he stopped me and asked if I could help him as a translator. He was looking for people to cure of cancer and heart problems — Hollywood stars, preferably. A little Internet search is all it would take, he said. He has special technology to not only cure disease, but help people live 20 years longer than they normally would. I wanted to hear more, but after nearly 10 minutes I could no longer feel my face and had images of my fingers crumbling off with frostbite. So I took his card and said I’d be in touch. He was particularly interested in finding Madonna. So if anyone has any leads, please do get in touch.
10 months ago
The people at Gazprom have a joke they like to tell on New Year’s Eve: “Come ‘round our offices tomorrow morning, we’ll serve champagne. Ukrainian-style — no gas (bubbles).”
The gas cutoff has entered its 7th day. It’s Orthodox Christmas here today, and you’d think they’d give it a rest. But there is no rest in Moscow, no sleep in Moscow, and no Russian gas in 17 countries throughout Europe.
It’s mostly about forcing early elections in Ukraine, I think. But I’m sure Russia isn’t too displeased that the oil price has shot up above $50 as a result, that European dependence on Russian gas has been illustrated yet again, that economies throughout the continent already reeling from the financial crisis have had to further trim industrial gas usage, and that not a single reporter in Moscow has had a minute’s sleep in seven days.
10 months ago